I love you, Ricky Gervais

C'était pas les Golden Globes, c'était un roast! Wow! En fait j'ai rien de spécial à dire, autre que je l'aime, parce que peu importe ce que j'écris, ça ne battra jamais ses remarques méchantes du show d'hier soir. Je me demande si les bonzes d'Hollywood détestent le personnificateur de David Brent. Je me demande s'il était sérieux quand il a dit qu'il allait s'arranger pour ne pas être réinvité à animer la cérémonie. C'est ça qui le fun avec Ricky (je l'aime assez pour l'appeler par son prénom), on sait jamais s'il est sérieux ou pas.

Pour ceux qui l'ont manqué, voici un top 10 de ses jokes de la soirée:

1. “It’s going to be a night of partying and heaving drinking — or as Charlie Sheen calls it: breakfast.”

2. “Everything this year was three-dimensional, except the characters in The Tourist. I feel bad about that joke. I’m jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven’t even seen that movie. Who has?”

3. “Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it’s not 1975.”

4. “There were a lot of big films that didn’t get nominated. Nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the Golden Globes for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”

5. “Also not nominated I Love You Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. Two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous Scientologist… My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.”

6. “Our first presenter is beautiful, talented, and Jewish apparently. Mel Gibson told me that. He’s obsessed. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson.”

7. “Who are our next presenter from such films as Hudson Hawk, Look Who’s Talking, Mercury Rising, Color of Night, The Fifth Element, Hart’s War. Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.”

8. “Next up, Eva Longoria has the daunting task of introducing the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press. That’s nothing, I had just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in.”

9. “I love this next presenter; he’s so cool. He’s the star of Iron Man. Two Girls and a Guy. Wonderboys. I’m sorry are these porn films? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Bowfinger? Up the Academy. Come on! He has done all of those films, but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as The Betty Ford Clinic and the Los Angeles County Jail. Robert Downey, Jr.”

10. “And thank you to God. For making me an atheist.”

Personnellement, j'ai adoré le fait qu'il salue Hugh Hefner tout juste après avoir parlé de The Walking Dead. Awesome.

À quand un tel style d'animation dans un des 48 galas du Québec? Mon guess serait jamais.